Check out what I found in Mister Sensitive's junk mail:

Hi, I wonder what you look like. Do you have a six-figure job? I have a 38-29-36 figure.
Bwahahaha!
Dude, you are an old man and you own nothing of value. Girls who look like 'Yuki' (above) are never going to fuck you unless you pay them- and you are broke! Hahaha!
(I notice you discarded the email but you kept the pic. What's up with that, eh?)
Mr.S doesn't know this, but 'Yuki' is , in reality, a nasty-ass possum not unlike yours truly...'Yuki' and 'Sasha' and 'Alexis' and 'Tami', they are all possums posing as human beings in order to get your credit card number...and yeah, some of them might be female,but I wouldn't fuck them - and I eat out of dumpsters, so that should tell you something, right?
I gotta laugh because Mr. S.is a total pussy. After he placed his ad, he got a lot of email (mostly spam) but he actually hit it off with a few allegedly 'real' women, yet he managed to fuck up each and every one before he got any tail.
One woman wanted to meet him for drinks, and you know what Mr. Sensitive told her?
He told her he didn't drink! What a dumbfuck!...anyway, she asked why, and for some reason, he told her about his past as an alcoholic. She, of course, ended the conversation right then and there...duh. Kind of a no-brainer, really.
What he should have done is made arrangements with the bartender ahead of time- Mr. S would order "bourbon and coke" but the bribed barkeep would put the extra bourbon into S's date's drink and serve S a straight cola. That way, she wouldn't know that he can't drink and she'd get twice as drunk as she had planned, which is something even a guy like Mr. S. ought to be able to take advantage of...but no...he didn't do that.
Man, doesn't he know anything? If you really, truly, want something, the best way to get it is to find someone weaker and more vulnerable than yourself who has what you want. Then you find their weakness and exploit it until you get what you need - when you are done, you vanish into a hole in the ground and laugh at the misery you have caused. Duh.
Man, I sure am glad that I can meet my needs with stuff I drag out of trash cans and landfills...it beats the hell out of the Internet.